Tuesday, 24 August 2010

Brother fucker

Super syked for you Jose.


But me and tonnes of other girls are sleeping with him while you go back in that other house.

Friday, 20 August 2010

Joy ride on my tandem

Here is a rather literal picture of a heart on a sleeve (wrist).


But this is a serious problem.

Especially when it involves homeless immigrants.

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

Hey now (hey now)

Alexandra Burke, you have a very strange marketing campaign may I say.


Alexandra Burke - sweaty.

Firstly I was confused as to why you would want your smash hit of the summer tune "All night long" to be plugged directly alongside a supermarket brand deodorant, particularly one marketed for extra smellies as it offers some sort of ultra protection.

And on that note, why chose to collaborate with Pitbull?


He sings along to the popular "bonkers" generation rave tunes of the late 90's - kind of like a chap on the back of a bus with serious perma-gurn. I don't know if he's someone to pair up with so early on in your career.

However, in an attempt to move away from such a bitch and ho lothario, you agreed to cover the popular BELLE STARS 1985 hit popularised by it's use in the film Rain Man - Iko Iko.

I don't really get this decision either.

Maybe have a word ey.

Friday, 13 August 2010

Dear Rafe

You have curly hair and a southern accent. I have straight hair and wish to be from the south. We can procreate and have the perfect brood. We'll celebrate Christmas at your parents and holiday in Marbella. Anything for a wink or a fondle of your curls.


Lots of love.

Oh, I see this is your fiancee?



Oh Montreal..

I am going to Montreal in a month.

This scares me as I will have no job and no monies and no housing.

Basically I will be this kid;


However it will get me away from these 'orrible spids living under my windowsill. Rude little creatures disregarding my deep rooted fear and claiming squatters rights all over my head rest area..


Monday, 9 August 2010

Musing from a life lived in limbo

I spend my days analysing data with the occasional excitement over someone bringing in birthday treats (today was a rather special lemon cookie spread).

I spend my evenings making humorous comments to myself about adverts, I've come up with some real clever remarks, believe me.

This is not really of interest however.

What is rather interesting, is the following;

Coco pops new range of sugarless cereal. Same pop taste, much less sugar. I should hope that they are as yummy, although I have my doubts. It may make me feel much happier about my fifth bowl of the night mind.


When I thought I would be tripping over the pond to our American "cousins", I thought it necessary to get into the NY music scene. This is no longer my travel intentions although no experience is ever wasted, as I did come across these little gems. The first a song is itself fantastic but unfortunately the band's further explorations are a tad hit or miss..

Also this young fellow, Oberhofer. I'm not even sure if this is the best song, they're all a bit predictable - something maybe younger siblings may be into (not helped by the fact that he himself is like 12), but still, a little something for the sunny days..