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Friday, 31 December 2010

2:010 (Bsc. Hons)

I am thinking,

And I have absolutely no idea what it was I did nye last year.

I think I had stupid hair.



Oh yeh I did.

It's only taken a year to grow the left side of my hair back.

Tuesday, 28 December 2010

Monday, 27 December 2010

Tron (t-r-o-n?)

I watched Tron: Legacy today, which was unexpected.









Daft Punk - Derezzed (Cassettes Won't Listen remix)

Career Aim #293939; To not only produce the soundtrack for, but also feature as a futuristic DJ in, a completely pointless eighties remake. If possible I would like it to star The Big Lebowski - as himself, similarly.

And if I get to pick I choose The Gremlins.

Thursday, 23 December 2010

It's never dull in a very frosty Hull

I used to live in Hull..



But now I live in a snow kingdom.

Wednesday, 22 December 2010

Glamorous life of a seamstress

Last night whilst watching many a Sex and the City and knocking back a whole jar of Horlicks, I finally finished the mother of all knitting projects.



If the dog eats it I will create a scene that even tops the Spice Girls 500 piece jigsaw destruction tantrum of 1996.

Plus it caused serious injuries.



Although that may have been self inflicted in a bout of my hatred towards Carry Bradshaw.

Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Sweet dreams are made of disease

Once again, I have woken up to Loose Women.

Not only do I feel ashamed of myself, I am now having to think about how Annie Lennox could of contracted HIV.



I assume she hasn't actually, as being Annie Lennox is probably a pretty effective contraceptive in itself.